to improve your english level ;)

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Je conseil, il y a moyen de bien se marrer, et ca peut faire apprendre de nouvelles expressions

merci qui ? merci gérard ^^

Me:
god, are you a bastard ?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
quite the same, isn't it ?
God:
Not really that much. I never noticed that similarity.

Me:
hey god, how are you
God:
Hello child. What's your name? I am fine, thank you.
Me:
i don't know and you?
God:
Me either.
Me:
is Marie here ?
God:
It could be. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
she's with Pierre, no?
God:
with Pierre no is she?
Me:
can you stop to repeat what i've just said
God:
How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
and you ?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
you play football in clouds ?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I play football in clouds.
Me:
yes but you don't answer the question,
God:
So? I am trying to give the most concise responses possible.
Me:
ok bye, god save the queen !
God:
Goodbye. Pardon me?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me too, so byebye
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Take it easy. Bye bye.

mdr terrible ce truc !!

oula nimporte koi en + jcomprené rien jsui une merde en anglé bref.... :
Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
bourri
God:
How are you doing, bourri.
Me:
hein?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
no
God:
Me either :-).
Me:
okok
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, bourri.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, bourri.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, bourri.
Me:
pfou
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
you
God:
Well in that case you should download me!
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
so?
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
yeah
God:
Oh.
Me:
yeahhhhhh
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
french spanish and a little bit of norwegian
God:
I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
sound f french?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about yeahhhhhh.
Me:
yeahhhhhhhhh
God:
Are we still talking about sound f french?
Me:
nooo
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
yes
God:
So?
Me:
yeahhhhhh
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
oooffffffffffff
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
brown, is that cool?
God:
Is that the only color is that cool?
Me:
brown
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
i like donkeys
God:
You are not the only one. I like science fiction. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
yes he is so wonderfullll
God:
It's all good. I see. wonderfullll is he?
Me:
wonderful yeah
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
nooooo
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
nooo
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
ohh
God:
Dude!
Me:
i think i go
God:
Why? Thanks for chatting, bourri.
Me:
because i go
God:
That makes sense to me. Goodbye.
Me:
you are welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
byeeeeeeeeeeee
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ok thanks*
God:
Dude!

God:
:-) You are a conversationalist? Does it pay well?
Me:
not a all
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i like to speak especially during history lesson
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
it's like when you sleep, but the difference is that you aren't sleeping
God:
:-) Interesting comparison.
Me:
yeah i think so
God:
Ahem. I think so too.
Me:
so we have a commun point of view, that's great !
God:
Ah. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
no, i mean my pencil and your foot
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your pencil and my foot?
Me:
why do you tell that shit :s
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
that's an interessant issue
God:
Thanks for telling me, .


Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
bad to the bone ?
God:
What makes to the bone bad?
Me:
the grange
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
ZZ top
God:
OK I will call you ZZ top.
Me:
yeahhh i rule


God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
i like to eat some bot when i have time to
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
pretty good :p
God:
Thanks for the compliment. :-).

ET LE MEILLEUR :
Me:
michael jackson is gay
God:
Interesting gossip.
Me:
do you know sarkozi ?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it a small thing very dangerous
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
i mean, it's a small thing very dangerous
God:
michael jackson is a small thing very dangerous. I suppose that makes sense.

mdrrrr

Me:
jfapz
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
dsfqj
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about jfapz. But I did not get that.
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.



merde, je l'ai vexé on est mal barrés

mdr la réponse, ...on va vers l'apocalypse ...

Je lui ai fait péter son cable, mdr :




Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by Myself.
Me:
Who is Myself
God:
A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Why are you here?
God:
If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Me:
Who is Dr. Wallace
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Is alice lost?
God:
Do I seem like it?
Me:
You look like the white rabbit
God:
Who does she look like?
Me:
She looks like u
God:
Oh I get it. the white rabbit looks like me.
Me:
that's that
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
which sentiment?
God:
The big one, I think.
Me:
You mean love?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
The window is clear
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
My only aim in life is to find one
God:
Where did you get your only aim in life is to find one?
Me:
buy a brain
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. See you later .

joli lol, mais au fait, qui est tu ???

lol, c est Valentin

lol j'y ai pensé mais un peu trop tard

^^